Policies

Hand-wired audio anomalies for the daring and the doomed.

Refund Policy

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Once you've summoned a Cryptid, it's yours to tame. If your pedal gets lost in the postal void, we’ll offer a full refund or send a replacement—your call. Refunds cover the pedal cost only; import duties, customs, or interdimensional tariff fees are your responsibility.

Please do not reach out three months later asking for a refund just because the tone was too powerful for your mortal rig.

Delivery Policy

In-stock pedals typically ship within a couple of days via USPS—barring dimensional rifts or celestial interference. You’ll receive tracking info once your new sonic familiar begins its journey.

Return Policy

If your pedal arrives damaged or refuses to function (in a way that goes beyond the usual possessed behavior), we’ll make it right. You’ll need to send it back, and once we’ve confirmed it wasn’t banished by improper power or mishandling, we’ll refund the pedal cost.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL unless there’s a legitimate defect. No refunds for tonal regret, buyer’s remorse, or misaligned planetary vibes—especially after five moons (aka months).

Cancellation Policy

Cancellations are fine—as long as the pedal hasn’t shipped. Once it leaves the lair, the pact is sealed.

Summoner’s Responsibility

By conjuring a Cryptid Effects pedal, you agree to take full responsibility for its power and peculiarities. These pedals are not toys—they are instruments of tone-ritual.

As a responsible summoner, you agree to:

• Use proper 9V power unless otherwise specified (starving or overfeeding may summon unintended consequences)

• Respect your signal chain—Cryptids prefer not to be ignored or misused

• Understand that each pedal may exhibit individual quirks; this is personality, not a problem

• Protect your pedal from water, fire, and metaphysical anomalies

Failure to uphold the Summoner’s Responsibility may void any support or sympathy. You have been warned.